Woman seeking…
You want to hear something ridiculous? The following search terms brought people to this blog: “Cher+hot” “Ted+Kaczynski” “Woman in sweatpants + talking + coffee” (They may as well have just googled...
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More search terms that brought people to this blog. I’m not here to judge. “kate + lunatic” (A little harsh. I prefer “spirited.”) “kate conner’s acupuncture” (My next business endeavor.) “diapered +...
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Search Terms III
I so look forward to these posts now. If you haven’t seen them, or even if you have, you should read the first two Search Terms posts here and here. Take a quick refresher; the ridiculousness builds...
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This month, people arrived at my blog by searching for the following terms: “baby+right+horn+uterus” (Pregnancy is scary enough without throwing horns in the mix. My uterus just shuddered.) “two year...
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This month, people arrived at my blog by searching for the following terms (You guys, these ones are good): “stepped on blowfish” (This actually happened.) “flesh eating giantess beginning with the...
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This month, people arrived at my blog by searching for the following terms: “fluff-n-snuggle pads” (I googled this one myself when I read it, just to see what came up. It is a disappointing pet...
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This month, people arrived at my blog by searching for the following terms: “offended bear” (Offended bears are the worst kind of bear. Dwight Schrute would agree.) “priming girls” (Priming them for...
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Round eight, here we go! This month, people arrived at my blog by searching for the following terms: “long legs and strappy sandals” (I have neither and want both.) “chest woman in peach” (Huh?)...
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